mycatsasha7: Do you like chicken?
mycatsasha7: Which do you prefer: Live or fried? Live is fun to watch, but fried tastes better... I can't decide.
mycatsasha7: You could always watch a chicken running around while eating fried chicken, I suppose.
mycatsasha7: But that just seems wrong
mycatsasha7: I wonder if chickens care about burial rights and stuff like that. If they did, I might almost feel bad. Unless they like to be chopped up, fried, and digested.
mycatsasha7: I really hope they don't mind.
mycatsasha7: But if they do, oh well. Sorry, they just taste too good when they're fried in grease.
mycatsasha7: with ketchup
mycatsasha7: and seasoning
mycatsasha7: Maybe with a side of pasta
mycatsasha7: Chickens must really like pasta
mycatsasha7: It isn't meat
mycatsasha7: It's just carbs
mycatsasha7: Which means no chicken
mycatsasha7: Unless you eat chicken with pasta
mycatsasha7: Then chickens shouldn't like pasta
mycatsasha7: Chickens should boycott pasta
mycatsasha7: It surprises me that there hasn't been a massive chicken uprising yet.
mycatsasha7: Except for that one.... who crossed the road
mycatsasha7: brave guy...
mycatsasha7: *tear*